you can have free concert tix, free utilities, or free groceries for 3 years if mitch mcconnell suckles your elbow every friday for 5 minutes - if he freezes add 5 minutes. he will freeze monthly.

free groceries
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free utilities
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free concert tickets
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hell no not my elbow!
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Posted by @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social on 3/13/2026, 1:47:10 PM